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bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

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— 18 hours ago with 213365 notes
dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

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— 18 hours ago with 6280 notes

cyberteeth:

Chimamamda Ngozi Adiche, We Should All Be Feminists

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— 18 hours ago with 729510 notes
"please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay."
sacred chant of the homosexual  (via offwithurhead)

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sadqueerpunk:

endlesssorcererushiromiya:

sadqueerpunk:

i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.

I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.

you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud

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